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- (We are seeing a nighttime scene of all of the outside of Strong Bad's house, lights are flashing, there is a sign that says "Watch The Movies")
- Announcing Guy from Cheat Commandos: Welcome to The Brother's Chaps!
- (Close-up of Homestar)
- Homestar: Gwab a seat!
- (Homeschool Winner has his mouth taped shut with honey, constantly running through the theatre)
- The Knight: This tux is ribbon!
- Coach Z: Yorp!
- King: Yip!
- (The honey melts away)
- Senor Cardgage: Ohh, I need to sit in the bedroom of sad guy!
- Homeschool: Oh, there's a seat!
- (He spills the popcorn bag all over Strong Bad, causing Homeschool to yelp himself)
- Strong Bad: What the crap? I just washed up!
- Homeschool: Looks nice!
- Strong Mad, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Homeschool, Bubs, Coach Z, The Blacksmith, Marshie: Here's our theater, These are seats, That's a lobby.........
- Homestar Jr: I'm the eats!
- (The King is eating their tickets)
- Everybody: Tickets
- Cheerleader, So and So, Whats Her Face and The Ugly One: Whoa-whoa-whoa, use the exits when you go
- (Cut to all the characters)
- All except Strong Sad who can't see: And don't forget to watch the movies
- (Zoom into Homestar)
- All: Don't forget to watch the shows
- Homestar: Thank you vewwy much for coming
- All: Hello!
- Strong Bad: Hello.
- Marzipan: Hello!
- The Cheat: (Excited The Cheat noises)
- Pom Pom: Blub blub blub
- Bubs: Howdy!
- All: Remember
- Marzipan: [loudly] DON'T TALK!
- Others: (shushed) Don't talk.
- Strong Sad: Here at a movie
- AlI: Here at a movie
- Boys: Don't smoke
- Marzipan, Strong Sad, The Cheat: Don't smoke!
- Crack Stuntman: Hey, it isn't legal!
- Chorus: It isn't legal
- Strong Sad: Don't litter
- All: Throw away your trash
- Stinkoman: Movies are a lot better fun than ever!
- Marzipan: And also............................................................................................................
- All: Don't surf
- (Homestar is surfing)
- Homestar: Don't surf
- Strong Mad and Strong Bad: There is no water!
- Homestar: (eyes crossed, since his surfboard went boom) THERE IS NO WATER?!?
- All: Don't dance with a bear!
- (Marzipan is dancing with Bear Holding a Shark.)
- All: Don't sing death metal
- Brainkrieg: Jugga jigga wugga!
- All: Don't munch on a chair!
- King of Town: (eating noises)