Flashy Lights is just a random guy who wields two stun guns. He meets Strong Bad at the mall, then after a quick conversation, they became friends. Like Strong Bad, he shows hatred towards Homestar Runner, and once tried to beat him with a putter. He also knows how to drive an ATV.
Age: Unknown, seems to be 10 or 11
Hair: Blonde with brown streaks
Eye Color: Blue
Flashy wears a blue jacket, green shirt, blue jean shorts, and orange sneakers.
Flashy has a variety of self-defense moves.
- Flashy can shoot his stun guns multiple times. But after a while, he has to recharge them.
- Flashy can preform a move called the Flashy Punch, a parody of the Falcon Punch.
- Flashy can also do a cartwheel and shoot his stun guns at the same time.
"Do you WANT me too shoot you?"
"Yyyyyaaaaahhhh!!! Super Ultra Mega Hyper Freakin' Bloody Ultimate Flashy PAWNCH!!!!!"