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Homeborg Runner is a segment from the sbemail "robots". It shows that all of the Homestar Runner characters are cyborgs. The scene starts at a normal ground but with a sword on the grass stuck, It zooms to the screen and we see a cyborg-like Homestar walking in the grass, and then he sees Strong Bad and volted out into a cyborg...then they keep walking and later...they took havoc onto everybody. First Pom-Pom turned into a cyborg then Coach Z was a cyborg with a eyepatch with lazers. And then later we see a fish who was a cyborg while singing the rest of the song. And then again everybody (who was still cyborgs) got turned into one huge cyborg. And we zoom to see a cyborg Homestar and the gang. It zooms back three times. And that ends with the words "HOME","BORG" and then "RUN" and "NER". That happened while the normal Homestar got transformed into a cyborg.

Homeborg

Man, he is a cyborg and Homestar Runner!

Plot[]

Homeborg is a cyborg who turns his friends into robots.

Trivia[]

  • In this sketch, Pom-Pom has an orange oval head, a sphere with green and white stripes, and orange fluffy spikes, just like in the segment ''Super NES'', for some weird reason as Pom-Pom is a orange and yellow in the ACTUAL series.
  • Marzipan is seen briefly running away from Homeborg and in the end.
    • Also, this is Marzipan's first debut in this segment of sbemail ''robots''.
    • Along with her, it's also Coach Z's first debut.
  • 2nd time Bubs, The Cheat and The King of Town appear on two sbemails.
  • 3rd time Strong Bad appeared. The first was in ghostbusters, and then in super spies.
  • Homsar did not appear in "robots", In fact, he didn't appear for the fifth time. The first was in monkeys, then witches, then game shows, and finally pickles.

Characters[]

Homestar Runner (now HomeBorg Runner) (no speaking roles, except mumbling "Aah!")

Strong Bad

Pom Pom (no lines in the episode)

Marzipan (no lines in the episode, except mumbling "Aah!")

Coach Z (no lines in the episode, except mumbling "Aah!")

Strong Sad (no lines in the episode, except mumbing "Aah!")

The Cheat (no lines in the episode, except mumbing "Aah!" (plus this is the first time he talks)

Strong Mad (no lines in the episode, except roaring "Maaaaaaaaaaaghhh!!!")

Bubs (roaring "Aah!", and speaks)

The King of Town (no lines in the episode, except roaring "Aah!")

Lyrics[]

"Who lives in an sleep-depried safe under the grass? Home-borg run-ner! That guy will kill your bastard if someone you flish! Home-borg run-ner! That parental disgression is something you wish! Home-borg run-ner! And pineapple smolthings will make you fill relish! Home-borg run-ner! (Aah! Aah! Aah!) HOME-BORG RUN-NER!!!"

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