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Hello H*R Fans! This is a roleplay! We'll be making up stuff as we go along but here are the rules:

You WILL not:

  1. Godmod
  2. Troll
  3. Flame
  4. Insult others
  5. RP other's chars w/out owner's permission
  6. Curse (but crap, freakin' and sucks are allow)

ANYONE can join this roleplay!

Story[]

It's just another day in Free Country, USA...

Characters[]

Emmie and Co. (Played by Starteen*)

Sunny and Strong Rad (played by Sunny/Darkness)

Matt (played by Ezekielguy/Matt)

Any canon H*R character (played by anyone)

Roleplay[]

Part 1[]

Emmie: *She is sitting aganist a tall tree and is drawing in her sketch book*

Strong Rad: look here, dude! you think you're sooooo cool! well you're not!

Coach Z: oh plorse, i'm way cooler than you!

*Strong Glad walks over Emmie and looks over her shoulder*

Strong Glad: What'cha drawing Em?

Emmie: *covers up drawing* Oh! Nothing!

(Remember Coach Z can't pronouce some words correctly--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

(oops sorry, i forgot XD lol plorse!)

Sunny: hi guys whatcha doinMidnight Wolf Don't be hatin'! 23:02, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Starteen: Not much, nothing unusual has happened lately.

Strong Glad: Which is unusual for us!

(It's okay--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

Sunny: what if something totally random just happened righ--

  • BOOM! someone flies past them and hits his/her face off of a tree*

Homestar: owch

(Hey, I got to go but I'll be back on soon--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

(Back!--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

Emmie: Don't tell me the Compe blew up! Strong Bad has only had that computer for seven episodes!

Homestar: (wearily) I see birdies...

Strong Glad: Hey, don't you think we should help dorkstar?

Sunny: he'll be fine, i think

Strong Rad: can one of you please tell Coach Z that he is being--

Coach Z: shudup!

Strong Glad: Strong Rad! Leave Coach Z alone!

Strong Rad: YO he is the one who is gettin all up in my grill!

Strong Glad: OH C'MON! Just leave Coachy alone! He is my friend, Rad!

Starteen: Oh no...

Sunny: fight, fight, fight!

Strong Rad:fine, i'll leave him alone *mumbles* gosh!

Strong Glad: Yay! I won! *hugs Coach Z*

Emmie: Now that that little fight is over, let's find out where that explosion came from. *thinking* looks like Homestar left

Sunny: hes over there

  • Homestar is seen trying to walk, but he's stumbling and running into things*

Emmie: Well. let's go.

Part 2[]

Sunny: i iz bored, lets go torture Homestar

Homestar: wha?

Emmie: Really, I think we need to figure out what caused that explosion.

Starteen: We could go to the Brothers Strong's house, I've heard most explosions happen there.

Emmie: Yes! Good idea! *thinking* I can't wait to see Strong Sad and SB!

Sunny: ya lets go!

Strong Rad: i'll go too!

  • All go to the Brothers Strong's House*

Starteen: *knocks on door* (kindly) Strong Sad! It's me Star!

  • Strong Bad opens the door*

Strong Bad: er, what're you doing here

Starteen: My friends and I are here to ask if you had heard any explosions and could I see Strong Sad?

Strong Bad: Hey Strong Sad! Your girlfriend is here to see you.

Strong Sad: *From upstairs* She is not my girlfriend!

Strong Bad: I guess you guys can come into my house, just don't trash it.

Strong Rad: pfft, trash it?! its already trashed enough XD!

(yeah Strong Rad doesnt have much manners)

Emmie: Hi Strong Bad, has there been any new emails?

Strong Bad: Nope.

Emmie: Oh, well. Have you hear any explosions or have any happened here?

Strong Bad: Yes I have but is this the place where it happened? Um, nope!

Emmie: Darn! Well-

  • Giggling is heard from upstairs*

Sunny: hey Strong Bad, who's up there?--and dont even say that "There is no one up there", cuz i bet there is *starts heading for the stairs*

Starteen: *In Strong Sad's room* (giggling) Your too nice to me Strong Sad!

Strong Rad: *trying to sound like Strong Sad's mom* Strong Sad? is someone else in there? i told you that you're grounded for two weeks for helping Strong Bad egg a house!

Strong Sad: I know it's you Strong Rad. Besides, I don't do stuff like that.

(Got 2 go for a minute--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

Strong Rad: dang! it never works

('k)Midnight Wolf Don't be hatin'! 02:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

(Back!--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

Strong Glad: Do I dare ask what their doing in there?

Strong Rad: do you dare?--

Sunny: *knocks on the door* can we come in please?

Strong Glad: That won't work Sunny! *shakes head* Now this will work! *Pulls out Strong Bad's BMW Lighter and puts it up to the door* Watch! *The door goes up in flames*

  • Strong Sad is seen tuning his guitar. While Starteen watches him*

Strong Sad: (angerily) Hey!

Starteen: *Looks surprised*

Strong Glad: (satisfied) See?

Sunny: *bursts out laughing* you got'em good!

Strong Rad: w00t!

Starteen: *looks sad*

Strong Sad: *looks at Starteen then sighs*

Sunny: awww sorry guys

Starteen: *smiles* Uh, You've gotten at playing the guitar.

Strong Sad: I guess so. *cracks a smile*

Emmie: Well, we need to go you guys, since the explosion didn't happen here.

Strong Glad: Aw man, can I at least toture-

Emmie: No.

(Got to go for the night. Cya tomorrow!--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

Sunny: maybe Homestar started the explosion?

(see ya!)Midnight Wolf Don't be hatin'! 02:44, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Strong Glad: Yeah, if he sticked a big enough fork into an outlet but I doubt Homestar is that stupid.

Strong Rad: maybe Homsar started it?

Sunny: Homsar didnt start it! well, i bet he didnt

Strong Rad: still, that guy is pretty stupid

Sunny: no he is not

Emmie: Um, before we move on I must ask, where is Coach Z?

Strong Rad: didnt he go home?

Sunny: no, he came with us, but...where is he? he was here when we got to the house

Starteen: *Looks around* I think Strong Glad disappeared too!

Emmie: Aw crap, if they're together and Coach Z has mouthwash.. oh no!

Strong Rad:*covers face in disgust*

Sunny: well we have to find them!

Emmie: To The Field!

Part 3[]

*at the field*

Sunny: where would they be?

Strong Rad: the locker room?

Starteen: I think the locker room is near The Track.

Rashom: *picking up his magic stuff*

Strong Rad: hey who is that?

Rashom: *turns around* ....

Emmie: Hi-

Rashom: I'M SO SORRRRY! I HOPE THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T DISTURBED YOU! I'M SORRRY! I'M SUCH A BURDEN!

Strong Rad: CHILL OUT! so it was you?

Rashom: *sighs* Okay, yes I did but not on purpose. I'm Rashom, nice to meet you. :)

Emmie: Rashom is quite the amueter magician. *Looks at Rashom* Have seen Smiley and Coach Z come around here?

Rashom: Oh! Yes, I think they were flirting or something... Anyway, I guess they went to The Locker Room, I guess.

Sunny: cool, its nice to meet you too!

Strong Rad: off to the Locker Rooms!

  • Infront of the Locker Room Door*

Emmie: Before we enter this dark dugeon, I must let you know that I'm not responible for whatever burns and/or melt your eyeballs out. *opens the door slowly*

Strong Rad: *covers eyes*

Sunny: she was kidding i hope

Emmie: Coach Z can do some weird things.... *fully opens door*

  • Strong Glad is seen hugging Coach Z. While Coach Z kisses her forehead*

Emmie:D:

Starteen: Awwwww! :3

Rashom: *walks in* Hey you- *looks at Smiley and Coach Z* HOLY- *is hit w/ a brick*

Sunny: R U OKAY?!

Strong Rad: MY EYES! THEY BURRRRRRN!

Emmie: Wh-why'd you ditch us?

Strong Glad: We wanted to spend time alone, away from you kids.

Starteen: *thinking* I wish I could tell Strong Sad my feelings for him*

Rashom: (To Sunny) N-n-n-no I'm fine. *Rashom has a huge bump on his head*

Strong Rad: we arent kids! and you didnt have to throw a brick at Rashom!

Sunny: Strong Rad, you are a kid, you're twelve

Strong Rad: well whatever, they still dont have to be throwin' bricks at us!

Strong Glad: Watch what comes out of your mouth Rad! Coachy here could be your brother-in-law some day!

Coach Z: *Happily surprised* RORLLY?

Rashom: *Looks at Smiley and Coach Z after recovering* HOLY- *gets hit w/ another brick*

Sunny: *facepalms*

Strong Rad: SAY WAAAAAT?!

Strong Glad: Yep. Strong Bad wouldn't be happy about it either. *walks up to Rad* (in a caring voice) Don't worry it Bro. Coachy and I aren't engaged or anything, okay? At least try to get along w/ Coach Z, okay?

Strong Rad: Okay

Sunny: what were we doing again? i lost track

Emmie: Well, the problems have been solved I guess.

Starteen: *has a worried look on her face* What about Rashom?

Emmie: Oh yeah. *Throws an ice pack at Rashom*

Rashom: Th-th-thanks.

  • Everyone goes back to where they were in the starting*

Part 4[]

Emmie: *She is sitting aganist a tall tree alone and is drawing in her sketch book, then sighs* The day is almost over. *looks at the sunset* It was an interesting one. *thinking* I wish Strong Bad was here.

*Strong Bad is thrown into the air, and hits his head off of the tree*

Strong Bad: AHHHHHHHHHH! OUCH!

Emmie: (Cheerfully) Strong Bad!

Strong Bad: *rubbing head* hey

Emmie: Do you need any help? Did hitting your head have do with your email show again?

(Gotta go, cya tomorrow!--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar)

Strong Bad: no, Strong Mad got even madder and he took it all out on me

(see ya!Midnight Wolf Don't be hatin'! 04:05, November 7, 2009 (UTC))

Emmie: Hmmmm. I guess so. So, um...wanna do something together?

Strong Bad: i guess

Emmie: Oh! I wasn't expecting for you to say yes. What do you want to do?

Strong Bad: i dunno

Emmie: Time your Email show!

Strong Bad: It's Monday already?! HOLY CRAP i forgot!

Emmie: I must alert my follow Deleteheads! *Puts on Deletehead hat*

Strong Bad: Aw crap, don't involve those nerds! They'll ruin everything, like they always do

  • Strong Sad, Emmie, Strong Mad and Homsar come in*

Strong Sad: Greetings. Now go check your email.

Emmie: *gets a fangirlish look on her face* YES! Brother Strong Sad commands you!

Strong Mad: YAY!

Homsar: I'm on a way to floooooorish!

Strong Bad: you guys make me sick *goes into the computer room*

(I can't think of an email. You can make something up.--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar 02:53, November 11, 2009 (UTC))

Emmie: I'm I that sicking?

Strong Sad: *shrugs*

*the email says:

Dear Strong Bad,

Is Strong Sad really part elephant? You should know, you are his bro after all.

From, Keira, PA*

Strong Bad: uhhh, i dunno, LETS FIND OUT!

(XD it was the best that i could come up with at the moment)

(Cool. I gotta go to bed now. We can RP all we want tomorrow!--Qod 3 - strong sadStarteen*Starteenstar 03:04, November 11, 2009 (UTC))

Matt: Hey, dudes and dudettes! *Sparks fly out the wheels of his scooter.*

Strong Bad: Um, what are you doing here in my computer room ON A SCOOTER?!

Matt: Gee, Mr. Strong Bad! I'm sorry! Just wanted to see if you had finished burning my Ramone's CD?

Strong Bad: Well, I'm sorta in the middle of an email right now and-

The Cheat: *Holding a CD* Meh meh!

Strong Bad: *Takes CD* Thanks my little lackey! (To Matt) Here. *Hands him the CD* Now get out of my house. I've gotta email to check!

Matt: Yessir! *Rides out on scooter, sets rug on fire*

Strong Bad: Ahh! *smothers fire* So, back to brass tacks and monkeys. *sits back down at computer* (typing) well, kuriboh, or whatever your name is,-

  • Django walks in*

Django: Hey Strange Bag! Check out Homsar's lazor (yes, I spelled than intentionally) light show!

Strong Bad: Uh... and remind me how Homsar is smart enough to make a laser light show, let alone close his eyelids?

Django: You're gonna have to see!

  • Boom!*

(Cut to Mega Star Sprinter talking w/ Homestar Runner)

MegaStarSprinter: Hey homeztar, have you seen Homzar lately? I've been looking for him for HOUERZ!!!!

Homestar: Oh, he's buisy showing evwybody a lazow lite showey-ma-bob

M*S: Thankz Homeztar! Zee U around! (sprints off screen)

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