(Sony logo shows, then Columbia Pictures logo shows, then Sony Pictures Animation logo shows, and then Videlectrix Films logo shows)
(THIS SCENE NOT SEEN ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.)
Homestar Runner (on the set, talking to Strong Bad): I've been a Flash guy all of my life, and now it's finally gonna happen. I'm gonna be on the big screen. Now that it's finally gonna happen, I'm gonna just go on the director's seat, and-
Strong Bad: Homestar, you're thinking, I dunno, possibly... uhhhh... Goodnight Kiwi?
King of Town: Alright! Places, everybody, everybody! Lights!
Homestar: It's gonna happen.
Homestar: Oh, boy.
KOT: Action! Start the opening credits!
(THIS ALL ON BLU-RAY AND DVD.)
Credits: columbia pictures presents
in association with lstar capital
a sony pictures animation film
the homestar movie
and many other voices
produced by dan lin
directed by phil lord and christopher miller
screenplay by michael lesieur
and based on you know who
(Snap to black, then iris in on Homestar's face)
Homestar: Hooomeeestaaarr is running. Along. Hoooo- (roblox death sound) Ow.
Lappiest: (Macintosh sound effect)
Homestar: The Lappiest? It's more lappy than the Lappy 486 and the Lappier! Combined!
Write the rest, fellas!